Ben Stiller ‘Tanked’ Audition for Classic ’90s Film, Says It Still ‘Haunts’ Him
Ben Stiller has a number of impressive acting credits to his name. However, there’s one role that slipped through his fingers he wishes he landed.
Per The Independent, Stiller took part in a recent panel discussion for the Apple TV+ series Severance, where he serves as director. Journalist Will Mavity was covering the event and shared via
Ben Stiller at a Severance Q&A laments “i tanked my audition for My Cousin Vinny. It still haunts me to this day”
— Will Mavity (@mavericksmovies) August 8, 2022
Mavity doesn’t disclose which role Stiller auditioned for. However, The Independent added the role was “presumably” the one that went to Ralph Macchio. You may or may not remember that Macchio’s character, Bill Gambini, “shot the clerk.”
'My Cousin Vinny': 15 Hilarious Quotes from the Iconic Comedy
'Oh, yeah. You blend.'
Ah yes, because Vinny’s cowboy boots will help him fit in in Alabama. This is one of many instances we side with Mona Lisa Vito throughout the movie.
'You're in Ala-f---in'-bama. You come from New York. You killed a good ol' boy. There is no way this is not going to trial!'
Vinny has a point here. Fortunately, he more than redeems himself by the end of the film.
'It's got protein! We need protein!'
The fact that this has led to Ralph Macchio signing countless cans of tuna over the years is priceless. Plus, his character Bill was well ahead of the curve on the importance of protein in one’s diet.
'Breakfast?'
Honestly, this whole scene just makes us hungry for grits. No, we’re not talking about instant grits either.
'Now, Mrs. Riley...and only Mrs. Riley...'
The interaction between Joe Pesci and Fred Gwynne in this scene is simply perfection. It’s truly a masterclass in line delivery and facial expressions.
'What is a 'Yute'?'
The word “youths” has never been the same after My Cousin Vinny. Of course, it would take another turn thanks to Schmidt (Max Greenfield) on New Girl, but that’s another list for another day.
'Now I ask ya: Would you give a f--- what kind of pants the son of a b---- who shot you was wearing?'
This monologue alone made Marisa Tomei an Oscar contender. It’s perfectly delivered and certainly makes you think twice about deer hunting season.
'I could use an a good ---kicking; I'll be very honest with you.'
Joe Pesci should teach a class called “Smart Ass-ery 101.” Put it online and charge a fee. It’s definitely a “Shut up and take my money!” opportunity.
'You were serious about that?'
Again, the polar opposite dynamic between Vinny and the Judge is one of the many hilarious parts of the movie. Also, “You were serious about that?” is a great comeback for a superior if you ever feel like getting in trouble, but still want to remain a badass.
'So, it's either wear the leather jacket, which I know you hate, or this. So, I wore this ridiculous thing for you.'
You have to give Vinny credit for trying to play by the rules, even though he faced a number of obstacles. Also, who hasn’t been in a situation where they were forced to wear something they hated?
'Are you sure about that five minutes?!/I've got no more use for this guy.'
A fast cook? Real grits take much longer than five minutes to cook. Any self-respecting Southerner knows that.
'You got it honey! You did it! The case cracker: Me in the shower!'
Repeat: Pesci needs to teach “Smart Ass-ery 101.” His line delivery here is just outstanding!
'However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.'
The misogynistic tone from D.A. Trotter takes a turn when Mona Lisa Vito absolutely schools him. Plus, the tone of her “However” gives the impression that she’s been questioned about her automotive knowledge by some ignorant man before. 10/10, no notes.
'My biological clock is ticking like this!/Lisa, I don't need this...'
The dueling dialog between Pesci and Tomei is incredible. Their chemistry is off the charts, and this scene alone shows that.
'No, the defense is wrong!'
And with this scene, Marisa Tomei became an icon. Plus, it’s another example of how well Fred Gwynne emotes throughout the entire movie.
