Ozzy Osbourne is Still Alive Because He’s “A Genetic Mutant”

Author Erica Banas // Rock Music Reporter

August 13th, 2019 12:00 AM

Ozzy Osbourne has been very open about his alcohol and drug use over the years, and frankly, many have often wondered how the Prince of Darkness has managed to stay with us. A new book might be able to explain this.

Out now is Pleased to Meet Me: Genes, Germs, and the Curious Forces That Make Us Who We Are, and in the book (as transcribed by The New York Post), Osbourne has “a never-before-seen mutation” that explains how he’s been able to drink as much as he has and is genetically prone to addiction.

Or, to put it more succinctly, Sullivan says, “Ozzy is indeed a genetic mutant.”

Well, at least we have the science to back up what most of us already knew.

Osbourne is currently resting and recovering from a number of health issues that led to him postponing all of his 2019 tour dates. So far, new tour dates have yet to be announced.

8 Infamous Concert Moments in Rock History  

• Ozzy & the Bat

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  At a January 20, 1982 show in Des Moines, Iowa, a fan threw a dead bat onto the stage.  Ozzy thought it was a toy bat. (Oops!) Of course, after the show was when he went to the hospital for a round of rabies shots.  FUN!

• Axl Rose & the Riverport Riot

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  Admittedly, the above description sounds like an amazing band name, but what wasn’t amazing was the riot that ensued at a Guns N’ Roses show in Maryland Heights, Mo. on July 2, 1991 at the Riverport Amphitheatre. Axl Rose cut the set short after seeing a fan in the crowd with a camera, and well you know the rest:  Cut to the infamous “Well, thanks to the lame-ass security, I’m going home!” line...and cue riot!

• Rage Gets Naked

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  Rage Against the Machine made a big impression on fans attending the Philadelphia stop on the 1993 Lollapalooza tour. Rage took to the stage naked and stood in protest of the Parents Music Resource Center while feedback played for their entire 15-minute set. (Google images from this moment at your own risk.)
• Alice Cooper & the Chicken

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  Alice Cooper was playing the Toronto Rock ‘n’ Roll Revival in September 1969, when a chicken was thrown onto the stage. Alice then threw the chicken back because, “It had feathers; it should fly!” Wrong! This iconic moment only added to the Shock Rocker’s legend…and likely still gives PETA fits.

• L7 & the Tampon

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  L7 was on the bill at the 1992 Reading Festival.  The band experienced some technical difficulties during their set, which led to the crowd to start throwing mud at the stage.  So, how did frontwomen Donita Sparks respond? She reached into her pants, pulled out her tampon and threw it into the crowd while telling them to, “Eat my used tampon, f---ers!”  Never has a moment been both badass and revolting.

• Jim Morrison “Exposes” Himself

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  What’s so crazy about this incident is that decades later, no one really knows if it actually happened.  During a 1969 gig in Miami, Morrison allegedly exposed himself on stage and was later charged with indecent exposure and “the use of obscene language.”   There’s still no photographic proof that the Lizard King shows his...lizard, which is likely why decades later, the Florida Clemency Board issued a pardon.
• Billie Joe’s Breakdown

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  Green Day was booked to perform at the 2012 iHeart Radio Music Festival, and their set was reduced by 20 minutes so pop acts could have more stage time.  Billie gave everyone an earful on stage, however, things weren’t what they seemed. This incident shined a light on Billie’s substance abuse issues, and he shortly checked into rehab.

• Altamont

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  There are few classic rock concert moments as tragic and infamous as Altamont, which took place on December 6, 1969.  Poor organizing and the Hell’s Angels acting as security was a recipe for disaster and led to the stabbing death of Meredith Hunter, which was chronicled in the documentary Gimme Shelter.

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