Cruise News 12/3/18
Here’s the problem with giving your kid a “fun” name. As soon as they do anything remotely dumb, they make national news . . .
A 21-year-old guy in Tennessee was arrested last Thursday for violating his probation.
His full name is … Luke Sky Walker.
It’s not clear what he did to violate his probation. But he originally got arrested last year after he and his friends were caught stealing road signs… 46 OF THEM!!!
Last we heard, he was being held without bond and was still in jail.
What makes this even better is Mark Hamill heard about it and Tweeted a response.
He wrote, “The real crime here is Mr. & Mrs. Walker saddling this poor guy with that name in the first place.” He also included the hashtag #AlsoTooShortForAStormtrooper, since Tennessee Luke only measures up to be 5’6″ in his mugshot.
