Cruise News 10/12/18
What do you hate? When the chocolate on your Reese’s peanut butter cups rips off on the bottom wrapper? When the door handle gets stuck in your belt loop? There’s a lot in the world to hate, but for one Minneapolis man, he hates acorns with the fire of 1,000 suns.
There’s a Facebook group for an area in Minneapolis, and a gentleman recently made a post, with a request for his neighbors:
“Lately I’ve noticed that the sidewalks have been LITTERED with acorns. As a competitive barefoot runner, this makes my training sessions very difficult.”
“I’m not sure if many of you have stepped on acorns with no shoes before, but it is quite painful!” the barefoot runner laments. “I would hate to have to complain to the City about this, so just wanted to give everyone a heads up!”
Needless to say, his neighbor’s replies were A+…
“IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMETHING YOU COULD PUT ON YOUR FEET TO PROTECT YOU FROM ACORNS AND OTHER DEBRIS.”
“MAYBE A COUPLE OF SQUIRRELS COULD BE STRAPPED TO YOUR FEET. THEY DO LOOK SOFT.”
“RUN WITH A LEAF BLOWER.”
