Cruise News 9/25/18
The cops in Peoria, Illinois got a call from Walmart about a 30-year-old woman who was busted shoplifting … a BIBLE.
When the cops got there, she told them WHY she’d stolen the Bible. The police report says she claimed, quote, “She was trying to be more Christian.”
She also shoplifted a shirt, leggings, pencils, bookmarks, and a quart of oil.
It’s been a long time since I was last in Sunday school, but I’m having a hard time remembering which passage in the bible said it was ok to steal leggings and motor oil.
Sounds like a fun girl though, I’ll give her that!
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