Cruise News 7/27/18
Teenagers today really DO need to be connected to the internet at all times, no matter WHAT they’re doing, huh?
On Sunday, a couple in their 60s in California got woken up in the middle of the night by a BURGLAR in their house.
He was a 17-year-old guy, and he’d cut through a screen to get in. And the reason he woke up the couple was . . . he was out of data, and he wanted their Wi-Fi password.
The couple called the cops and chased him out of the house, and the police caught him a few minutes later.
And . . . they connected him to another burglary the night before, where he’d ALSO asked the people in the house if he could hop on their Wi-Fi.
He didn’t actually STEAL anything from either of the houses, but he was on a stolen bike, so the cops have him on two burglary charges and one theft charge.
The guy should’ve said, “my wi-fi password, yeah it’s locked in my gun safe, I’ll be right back”
