Cruise News 7/10/18
A 25-year-old idiot named Robert was driving drunk near Sacramento on Sunday when he rear-ended an SUV, and his car caught fire.
He was going about 80 miles an hour when he ran into a traffic jam, and couldn’t stop in time. Luckily no one was seriously injured.
Anyway, a cop stopped to help, and saw Robert switching seats with his passenger to avoid a DUI. Yes, the car was already on FIRE at this point. So . . . great priorities.
Then after they were both out, Robert ran BACK to his burning car . . . so he could use the flames… to light a cigarette.
He burned part of his eyebrows off in the process, but told cops he’s not afraid of fire, because he, quote, “deals with this kind of stuff all the time.”
It’s not clear what he meant by that.
Did he mean, drinking and driving? Crashing? Or, making life-changing stupid decisions?
