Elf on the Shelf? Nah. Krampus on the Mantle
Elf on the shelf just not cutting it anymore?
FYE has the next toy/book combo to help threaten kids into good behavior around the holidays. Krampus on the Mantle.
Watch out kids, there's a new Christmas tradition. Krampus is coming to town, and he's on a mission...
— FYE (@officialfye) October 29, 2019
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Our Krampus on the Mantle is finally here. But don't be confused, there's no Christmas cheer... Grab yours in-stores or online! https://t.co/8ZeSFVkPnc pic.twitter.com/x3kQQMe9K7
Find it for $34.99 on their website HERE. With this description:
“Krampus On The Mantle, he won’t cut you any slack if you are acting naughty he is going to attack. A demonic parody for those who truly deserve it.
Watch out kids, there’s a new Christmas tradition. Krampus is coming to town and he’s on a mission. Unlike St. Nick, who rewards good kids with toys, Krampus dishes out terror to bad girls and boys. Watching you, children, no need for a letter, Punishing naughty kids for ever and ever. Kids who are bad will be shaking in fear, But, too late, Krampus is already here. Sharp claws, pointed fangs and menacing horns. If he decides you were naughty, from this world you’ll be torn. When he comes for you, hear his chains and bells clank. You know you’re in trouble, this is definitely no prank. Thrown in his sack, no matter how much you yell, Won’t see a thing as he drags you to hell. Keeping you confined for an entire year. Punishment so awful, you’ll wish you weren’t here. Don’t want to see Krampus? Don’t give him a reason. Be good all year long. Survive the Christmas season. See old St. Nick and all the joy that he brings. Opening presents by the tree while everyone joyfully sings. Don’t do bad things, and always remember, Krampus is watching. He’ll be back next December!”
Your kid might just make Santa’s good list yet! If this doesn’t work, not sure what to tell you.