10 Hilarious Lines From ‘Wayne’s World’
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 01: Actors Mike Myers (L) and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth from "Wayne's World" onstage during the 17th annual MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre on June 1, 2008 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Wayne’s World, one of the best Saturday Night Live sketches that evolved into a film, was released in theaters 26 years ago today (February 14.) Without a doubt, it is 95 minutes of comedic genius that still resonates to this day. Want proof? Look at this selection of quotes. They make us feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
“Well, that’s where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.”
“No Stairway. Denied!”
“I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?”
“I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!”
“Actually, it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.” and “WE’RE NOT WORTHY!”
“Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.”
“Will you still love me when I’m in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?”
“Or, imagine being magically whisked away to… Delaware. Hi. I’m in… Delaware.”
“I mean Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.”
Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.
Erica Banas is a news blogger who's been covering the rock/classic rock world since 2014. The coolest event she's ever covered in person was the 2021 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. (Sir Paul McCartney inducting Foo Fighters? C'mon now!) She's also well-versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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