This weekend, we are celebrating Dad!
What better way to celebrate our amazing dads than with Dad Jokes! When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
It’s BEN FM’s Dad’s Got Jokes Weekend so you know we had to make a list of our favorites!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It’s bacon.
Did you at least chuckle a little? You know the jokes that are so bad, they’re good? Well, we’ve got a whole list of em!
So in honor of Father’s Day and our BEN FM’s Dad’s Got Jokes Weekend, we have a list of 12 dad jokes that’ll have you laughing out loud.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar?
He ordered everyone around.
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Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines?
She had issues.
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Why shouldn’t you trust trees?
They seem shady.
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Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
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What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.
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Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems.
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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
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What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off.
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
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Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores.
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