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12 Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud

This weekend, we are celebrating Dad! What better way to celebrate our amazing dads than with Dad Jokes! When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent….

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This weekend, we are celebrating Dad!

What better way to celebrate our amazing dads than with Dad Jokes! When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

It’s BEN FM’s Dad’s Got Jokes Weekend so you know we had to make a list of our favorites!

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.

Did you at least chuckle a little? You know the jokes that are so bad, they're good? Well, we've got a whole list of em!

So in honor of Father's Day and our BEN FM's Dad's Got Jokes Weekend, we have a list of 12 dad jokes that'll have you laughing out loud.

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar?

He ordered everyone around.

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Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines?

She had issues.

Dad and kids

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Why shouldn’t you trust trees?

They seem shady.

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Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?

He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy!

Fishing

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What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toad.

Frog

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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A father-in-law.

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Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems.

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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

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What does garlic do when it gets hot?

It takes its cloves off.

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What does a baby computer call his father?

Data.

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Where do pirates get their hooks?

Second hand stores.

Pirates

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