This weekend, we are celebrating Dad!

What better way to celebrate our amazing dads than with Dad Jokes! When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. It’s BEN FM’s Dad’s Got Jokes Weekend so you know we had to make a list of our favorites!

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.

How can you tell if a pig is hot? It’s bacon.

Did you at least chuckle a little? You know the jokes that are so bad, they’re good? Well, we’ve got a whole list of em!

So in honor of Father’s Day and our BEN FM’s Dad’s Got Jokes Weekend, we have a list of 12 dad jokes that’ll have you laughing out loud.

Plus, listen all weekend long for some of the best dad jokes and you could score tickets to see The Cure coming to The Wells Fargo Center on June 24. To purchase tickets click here.

  • Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar?

    He ordered everyone around.

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  • Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines?

    She had issues.

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  • Why shouldn’t you trust trees?

    They seem shady.

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  • Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?

    He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

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  • What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

    Something catchy!

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  • What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

    Open-toad.

    Frog

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  • What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

    A father-in-law.

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  • Why did the math book look so sad?

    Because of all of its problems.

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  • What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

    Prime mates.

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  • What does garlic do when it gets hot?

    It takes its cloves off.

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  • What does a baby computer call his father?

    Data.

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  • Where do pirates get their hooks?

    Second hand stores.

    Pirates

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