Cruise News 12/18/18

Artificial intelligence may be improving, but it's no Kenny G. Yet.

A company just had ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE create five new, instrumental Christmas songs . . . by feeding it 100 of the most popular Christmas songs so it could learn the melodies, themes, instrumentation, and even names.

And here are the five songs it spat out, none of which I'd say is an instant classic . . .

1. "Syllabub Chocolatebells".

2. "Cinnamon Hollybells".

3. "Peaches Twinkleleaves".

4. "Cocoa Jollyfluff".
AND
5. "Merry Jinglelog".

Cinnamon Hollybells? Merry Jinglelog? NOT just Christmas songs, but also performing tonight at your local gentlemen’s club!