Cruise News 9/20/18
Adam and Eve may have been naked in the Garden of Eden, but neighbors in a South Florida city are not happy about a nude gardener in their paradise.
Residents called the County Sheriff’s Office to complain about a man who does yard work and walks around his property in the buff, but deputies said there is nothing they can do.
“I came out Sunday night to put the trash out, and I look over, and he is bent over, winding up his hose, said Melissa, a neighbor, to the television station.
The naked truth, deputies said, is that authorities cannot do anything because he is on his own property.
The television station spoke with the nude gardener, who said he was not interested in being interviewed because he and his family were private people.
“If they are private, why are your privates on display?” The neighbor told the television station.
I’m pretty sure the cops let the man go after saying, “I can clearly see your nuts”!
