Cruise News 8/10/18

As far as I'm concerned, if you're desperate to get some sleep but someone's ridiculously loud snoring is keeping you awake, that ABSOLUTELY counts as an emergency!

The police in West Midlands, England just released the audio from a call they got recently to 999, which is the British version of 911.

The man called because his wife was SNORING too loudly . . . he said she sounded like a, quote, "motorbike" . . . and he didn't know what to do.

The dispatcher told him that wasn't a police emergency and they should get medical help when his wife wakes up.

And as far as I know, the cops didn't go out to the house, and the guy won't be facing any charges for abusing the emergency system.

Whether or not they’re still married, is a whole other issue.