10 Things to know about Kristen Herrmann
1.) My eyes are two different colors.
2.) A white pitbull named Gloria often joins me in the studio. She does most of the work.
3.) When asked about my favorite movie, I always respond Amelie... (but it's really Independence Day). Favorite shows are The West Wing and The Wire.
4) I played roller derby with Philly Roller Derby from 2006 to 2018, competing internationally as Ginger Vitis with the number 957 (of course).
5.) I have a big, wonderful family that includes five adorable nieces and nephews, all under 4 years old. Family parties are utter chaos.
6.) My husband and I met at the Girard El stop. I was lost and he gave me directions.
7.) I graduated from Temple University where I rowed four years for Temple Women's Crew (starboard).
8.) My food pyramid consists of mostly candy and any food found at a carnival.
9.) I love musical theater but I am an impressively bad singer. Life's cruel joke.
10.) I almost always would rather be playing BINGO.
10 Things to know about Gloria
1.) I am named after the Laura Branigan song "Gloria," NOT the Them or Patti Smith song "Gloria," but I've heard those songs are also about dogs.
2.) I am a white and black pit-bull and I adopted my hooman Kristen through the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society (PAWS) after they found me tied to a tree in Port Richmond.
3.) Likes: Treats, swimming, long walks on the beach, and being a famous radio DJ (dog jockey).
4.) Dislikes: Chocolate, grapes, "those" whistles ?, skateboards, roller-skates and anything with tiny wheels.
5.) Self-care is a big goal for me in 2018; walk every day, drink plenty of water, get as much rest as I can.
6.) If you run water for a bath, I will join you whether you like it or not. I'll stay in the water as long as it is warm, and I adore a nice blow-out afterwards.
7.) I am a vicious destroyer of most stuffed animals, but am merciful toward a lucky few.
8.) My preferred seat is on top of any hooman.
9.) I love wearing hooman costumes and clothes, except for hats with a brim.
10.) Scorpio. Holla! ?