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Cruise News 12/14/18

Suddenly, Tickle Me Elmo looks downright sophisticated. Apparently, the HOTTEST toy of this Christmas season is . . . the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn. If you're not familiar, it's a $50 unicorn doll that POOPS a glittery slime out of a heart-shaped hole. I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let…

Cruise News 12/12/18

Frankly, I'm surprised MORE kids don't do this. A nine-year-old girl in Ontario, Canada called 911 on Saturday, why? . . . because she was furious that her parents had told her to CLEAN HER ROOM. The cops went to the house to clear things up . . . and they say it's a good…

Cruise News 12/11/18

I can't even fathom how drunk you'd have to be to make THIS kind of a mistake. The police in British Columbia, Canada pulled over a guy on Friday night because they suspected he was driving drunk. And those suspicious were confirmed when they asked for his license . . . and he handed them…

Cruise News 12/10/18

I'm no expert, but I feel like this is a really bad job interview strategy. A 24-year-old Florida guy named Dominick had a job interview last week at a Kohl's department store. And when his interview was over . . . he SHOPLIFTED two pairs of women's shoes from the store. A security guard spotted…

Cruise News 12/7/18

Sadly for this guy, your criminal activity counts against you, even if you don't remember it . . . A 28-year-old Missouri man was arrested the other day for a string of burglaries. He broke into at least three businesses, and tried to break into three more. Police identified him thanks to security footage that…

Cruise News 12/5/18

A lot of weird stuff goes down on Tinder. This might beat all of it. There's a woman in England whose story about a once-in-a-lifetime Tinder date is going viral. Apparently she recently matched with a guy and he asked her to wear a black dress for a surprise first date. And when she showed…

Cruise News 12/3/18

Here's the problem with giving your kid a "fun" name. As soon as they do anything remotely dumb, they make national news . . . A 21-year-old guy in Tennessee was arrested last Thursday for violating his probation. His full name is ... Luke Sky Walker. It's not clear what he did to violate his…

Cruise News 11/29/18

You've heard the term "silent but deadly." Now here's "loud and deadly" with a little crazy mixed in . . . A 37-year-old woman was standing in line at a Dollar General store near Fort Lauderdale when she loudly PASSED GAS. Apparently she cut a good one, and didn't even try to muffle it. So…

Cruise News 11/28/18

Ladies, looks like it's time to make some changes to your sleeping arrangements. Your significant other? Demoted to the couch. Your dog? Promoted to the little spoon. The results of a new study found that women sleep BETTER when they're sharing their bed with their DOG than they do when they share it with another…

Cruise News 11/27/18

There's a 52-year-old Florida guy named Timothy, and he recently stole the identity of an 80-year-old man with dementia by buying his info off the dark web. And Timothy took about $50,000 out of the guy's bank account to buy two things: Dental surgery to replace his jacked up teeth . . . and a…