What Your Go-To Holiday Drink Says About You
What Your Go-To Holiday Drink Says About You
The holidays are here, and so are the beverages that define us. From mulled wine to eggnog, your choice of holiday drink is more revealing than a slip-up during Secret Santa. Let’s sip our way through the personality breakdowns of the season’s most iconic drinks, and yes, I’ll be throwing shade (and tequila shots) along the way.
1. Mulled Wine
You’re either a Pinterest mom or someone who desperately wishes they lived in a Hallmark movie. Mulled wine drinkers love a cozy aesthetic and are the first to suggest wearing matching pajamas for the family photo. You probably say things like “it’s giving hygge” unironically and have strong opinions about which cinnamon sticks work best.
2. Eggnog
Bold choice. Eggnog drinkers are the risk-takers of the group, because let’s be honest—this drink is just one misstep away from being gross. You believe in tradition, no matter how questionable, and you’re not afraid of a little rum-fueled chaos. If you’re reaching for nog, you’re the kind of person who would absolutely start a snowball fight in a designer coat and hey, I don’t blame you, babe.
3. Hot Toddy
You’re classy but not too precious to throw back a drink that tastes like a cozy hug. A hot toddy drinker is basically a winter survivalist—practical, warm, and always prepared with a monologue about how “honey is good for the throat.” You’ve got a mysterious vibe, and people assume you’ve read at least three novels this month.
4. Champagne or Prosecco
Holiday bubbly lovers know how to bring the party. You’re effervescent (pun intended), always ready for a toast, and likely the first to start dancing when “All I Want for Christmas Is You” comes on. While others are decorating cookies, you’re planning your New Year’s Eve outfit to the soundtrack of Taylor Swift’s Champagne Problems.
5. Tequila (Yes, During the Holidays)
You’re a wildcard, and I respect it. Tequila drinkers know that the holidays are about making memories (or forgetting them). While everyone else is sipping something warm and spicy, you’re spicing things up with a lime wedge and a daring grin. It’s a power move, really—unconventional, bold, and always unexpected.
6. Hot Chocolate (with or without booze)
You’re nostalgic, pure, and possibly the designated driver. Hot cocoa lovers bring the wholesome energy, even when someone spikes their drink. You probably love holiday movies, are great with kids, and have the patience to untangle Christmas lights. In my friend group, you’re Jacqui (and honestly she’s the coolest one of us).
7. Pinot Grigio (Or Any Wine)
Hello, fellow pinot drinkers! You’re the realist of the group—you know what you like, and you stick with it. Wine lovers are equal parts chill and judgmental, depending on the quality of the charcuterie board. You’re probably the one explaining to everyone why your drink is “perfect for the meal” while sneakily Googling wine pairings.
What Your Go-To Holiday Drink Says About You
So, what does your holiday drink say about you? Whether you’re sipping mulled wine like a festive influencer or knocking back tequila shots with zero shame (hello, soulmates), your drink of choice reveals more than you think. Cheers to being yourself this holiday season—glass in hand and judgment-free (unless it’s eggnog… then maybe a little judgment).