Your wardrobe in three words.

This was a fun twitter thread. Which three words would you use to describe your wardrobe?

Mine would be: Thrift store chic.

The majority of my wardrobe is from thrift shops. In fact, my dress today just happens to have been purchased at Good Will.*

*It has a rip in the neckline because I thought it was a romper and stepped into it while trying it on (it wasn't a romper). I got stuck and ripped it, and then I bought it anyway.

Anyway...  some of the other responses were great.

Yard sale mermaid.
Teenage boys section.
Therapist but punk.
Kindergarten color scheme.
Made in China.
Impressing no one.
Hipster Mr. Rogers.
What was clean.
Grandma does yoga.
Marshall’s clearance rack.
Stuck in 90’s.
Mom of toddlers.
Life is chaos.
Mom gave up.
Recovering Weezer fan.

Which three words would you use?

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~ Kristen