Cruise News 12/19/18

I mean . . . the cops had to see this coming, right?

The police in Green Bay, Wisconsin came up with an idea to scare shoplifters earlier this year . . . they put LIFE-SIZED CUTOUTS of the chief of police in stores.

And maybe it stopped some thefts, because they say shoplifting is down 5%. But it certainly didn't stop ONE theft.

Because on Sunday night . . . someone stole the CUTOUT from a convenience store.

The cops are trying to track down the thief.

As for the chief, he has a theory of where his cutout might be, quote, "I figure it's posted at a shooting range somewhere, or perhaps lining a birdcage."