Cruise News 12/11/18

I can't even fathom how drunk you'd have to be to make THIS kind of a mistake.

The police in British Columbia, Canada pulled over a guy on Friday night because they suspected he was driving drunk.

And those suspicious were confirmed when they asked for his license . . . and he handed them a hamburger instead.

He was too drunk to even take a breathalyzer . . . so he was arrested for drunk driving.

Good thing they didn’t ask for his registration, or he’d have to hand over his fries!