These days NO ONE’S going to take a chance with a suspicious package.  So let’s hope all those situations all turn out like THIS.

The Duke Energy Building in Charlotte was evacuated yesterday morning after someone inside found a, quote, “small manila envelope handwritten and addressed from out-of-state,” according to the police report.

The entire block was cleared out and the bomb squad came in.

But fortunately, it wasn’t a bomb.  No, it was . . . a JOURNEY cassette tape.  I suppose that IS a suspicious package, in that, you know, why is someone mailing a Journey cassette in 2018?

And no…there’s no word which Journey album it was.

My guess is 1981’s Escape.