Police in Myrtle Beach are on the hunt for a man who broke into a woman’s house… and stole her corn dog.

Cops say the woman came home to find a male intruder inside the house eating a corn dog. He told her that he entered the home because he was hungry. He then grabbed her phone, ran out of the house, hopped on the woman’s bike and rode away.

Cops at the scene took the empty box of frozen corn dogs as evidence and looked for fingerprints, but couldn’t find anything viable.

It’s the middle of summer, if he really wanted a corn dog, are you telling me there was NO state fair going on nearby??

By the way, little known fact: the sketchier the state fair, the better the corn dog!