I’m not sure if there’s a better example of “adding insult to injury” than THIS.
There’s a woman in Memphis, and on Saturday night, she went out with a 21-year-old guy who she knew from back in high school. He’d texted her out of the blue, asked her out, and she said yes.
STRIKE 1… he showed up without a car, so SHE had to drive them in her Volvo. And when she stopped for gas, he asked if she’d run inside to get him a cigar…STRIKE 2. She did . . . but while she was inside the store…HERE COMES STRIKE 3… he STOLE her car.
That would already make this a hall-of-fame level terrible date. But it gets even worse. There’s actually a STRIKE 4…Because he drove her car . . . to go on a date with ANOTHER GIRL. How about a STRIKE 5… it turns out she’s the 1st date’s godsister.
Anyway, the cops were able to use GPS to track the car to a drive-in movie theater, where they arrested him for theft of property.
And as a kicker . . . STRIKE 6…apparently he’d made the 2nd date pay for their tickets to the drive-in.