Cruise News 6/8/18
THIS is your brain on drugs.
A 23-year-old Oregon guy saw a car parked on the side of the road on Saturday . . . and even though a few cops were standing right by it, waiting for it to get towed, he decided to hop in and STEAL IT.
He got into a high-speed chase with some other cops, which included him busting through chain link fences, going the wrong way down a bunch of different roads, and running over two sets of spike strips.
The cops caught him when he got out of the car, ran into a trailer park, and tried to steal a different car.
And why did he do it? He told police he’d taken LSD and didn’t realize it was real life . . . he thought he was playing the video game “Grand Theft Auto”.
Unfortunately for him, “I thought life was a video game” isn’t really an excuse, so he was arrested on several charges.
