The cops in southern Germany, got a call on Monday from someone who heard their neighbors in a shouting match.  It was LOUD, it had been going on for a long time, and they were worried it was going to escalate.


So the cops went to the apartment to see what was going on.


And it turned out that the argument was between a 22-year-old guy and . . . his girlfriend’s PARROT.


He told the cops he’d been annoyed at the parrot for a while, so I guess they finally had it out on Monday with a shouting match.  But the parrot couldn’t talk, so when the guy would yell, it would just mimic him and make loud noises back.


Anyway, since that’s all WEIRD but not illegal, the cops left.