buy MY life! - Tuesday, June 24, 2008
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hi, i'm dave!

you should buy MY life because i am spouse and kid free!!! 

you will get (at no additional cost) plenty of alcoholic friends who will keep you up till the wee hours of the morning.  it's o.k. if you're tired, feel free to nap all day with your NEW PUPPY :)

but wait...THERE'S MORE! walk around naked all day eating doritos!!!

have fun being me ;)