Life for sale... - Tuesday, June 24, 2008
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For one low price, you get everything I have.  My house, my car, and my beautiful wife, Natalie.  And I’ll even throw in Digit Boy, who's 5 and the future Digit Girl, who's 21 months.  They’re great kids, if you don’t mind Digit Girl's diapers and Digit Boy’s lack of marksmanship while peeing (he once peed in the bathroom trashcan).  Once the transaction is complete, I will live the life of Dave Cruise.

Tomorrow on the show, call in to tell us whose life (mine, Dave's or Marilyn's), you'd hypothetically buy.